Some drunken fop had left this in his pocket,
so it would almost be a crime to just leave it,
now wouldn't it? Anywho...I got a feeling more
people than me might benefit from this, so go
on...have a look. Oi, I said LOOK, don't TOUCH!
/me grabs the map... trying to make haeds or tails of it.
Oh where the freck is this... I dont' recognize one damned name here! "Tom Bombadill"? Who is blazes name is that?! Stupid name... probably fitting for the wearer. "Flittering Gloom-Wing"... "Warped Oak"... come on! That's for florists... where are the metals! The iron eins, the coppers ore... the gold!!
I could have put this to good use not so long ago... It will come in handy when I put the fear of fire into those thrice-curséd trees!
*grimaces*
Being chased by a forest is a terrible thing to happen to a budding adventurer...